New Pride Month Edition Of The Matrix Released - The Matrix: Pride Reloaded, Entire Movie Is The Bullet Scene Featuring Neo Dodging LGBTP+ Propaganda From Trans-Agent Smith

Warner Hoes Inc is celebrating Pride Month with the release of “The Matrix: Pride Reloaded.” This highly anticipated sequel sees our hero Neo facing off against a new and demented adversary: Trans-Agent Smith, a villain with a penchant for rainbow attire and spouting propaganda.

Plot Overview

The movie begins with Neo, now living his best life as a non-binary tech guru named “Nea,” sipping on organic chai lattes while wearing a “Love Wins” t-shirt. The tranquility is short-lived as the Matrix’s latest update brings forth Trans-Agent Smith, a fierce and now gender confused antagonist with mental issues whose mission is to spread LGBT propaganda through the Matrix.

Neo, who has already mastered bullet-dodging, now faces a new challenge: dodging glitter bombs, rainbow flags, and an unending stream of shallow neo-marxist virtue signalling speeches about acceptance and love.

Reviews and Reactions

Fans took to the internet to express confusion and dismay. “Why is everything so fake and gay now,” said one viewer. “The Matrix has always been about breaking through lies and propaganda, now it’s another casualty of the gay industrial complex”.

Conclusion

”The Matrix: Pride Reloaded” is more than just a movie; it’s complete drivel. So, grab your rainbow glasses and get ready to enter the most gay version of the Matrix you’ve ever seen.